rE!ality: Part 2

Denise, life's complicated, I get it.

The ex-Mrs. Sheen is most known for her slew of sexy but mostly skanky roles from Wild Things to Bond girl. Tabloids call her a gold digger, husband stealer, bitch, you name it she's heard it.

But Denise wants us to see her for the real down home farm girl from Illinois that she is. A mother of two, owner of too many dogs and pigs and a mourning daughter.

Watching this extremely censored show (Richards has the mouth of a disgruntled trucker), I can't help but just feel bad for the girl. She just can't cut a break. Charlie Sheen was a drug addicted, gambling douche bag, Richie Sambora only brought a smile to the paparazzi's faces and her mother died while in negotiations for the E! show. Ouch.

I'm glad she has the chance to tell her side of the story and I can even relate to her on some level. When my bf and I started dating he had just gotten out of a really bad relationship. We were very close for a long time but only as friends. As for his heinous girlf, we were well, frienemies. Anyway, he dumped her and a few months later we made it official. So the story goes for Richards, Sambora and Heather Locklier. I am still, almost a year later, referred to as a boyfriend stealer.

Now, I don't have photogs up my ass harassing me and declaring me a slut to the world but still, it's no fun being told you ruin relationships for your own pleasure and that's what Denise is trying to say along with swiping the parent card for good measure.

Aside from the anti-tabloid antics, the Richards family just likes to kick back in some Prada shoes with the pigs. Denise is trying to date again, her friends throw her a spa/how to be a stripper party to get her out of a rut and this is all while she is dealing with her mother's untimely death.

I may be biased but I think she is a pretty impressive woman and I look forward to hearing more of her bleeped out story as the show gets picked up for a second season!