Dinner for two please

Summer is in the air and babies are in celebrity bellies!

I think everyone in Hollywood is pregnant right now or at least toting around tinsletown’s latest must have accessory—a tiny tot. Whether freshly adopted from a third world country (what up Madonna’s baby) or just born to some young previously troubled rents (hey hey Harlow Madden) these itty bitty drooly arm decorations are everywhere!

Every magazine cover/gossip news segment announces one of three things:

1. Is (insert questionably preggers celeb name here) expecting twins?
2. Confirmed: Baby on the way for (insert impregnated famous person’s name here)!
3. How (insert no longer pregnant and now super skinny star’s name here) lost all that baby weight in 9 days!
   

Jessica Alba, Angelina, Jamie-Lynn, Nicole Kidman, Ashlee Simpson are all concealing everyone’s favorite bump (with the exception of Kidman who at six months has gained maybe 3lbs—I say she had too big a lunch and is passing that off as a pregnancy). Halle Berry, J-Lo, Salma Hayek, Christina Aguilera and Nicole Ritchie are all parental-newbies who have dropped all the baby weight and then some and picked up the coveted title of “Celebrity Mommy”.

Boys can play this game too. Jack Black just welcomed his second son, the littlest Hanson bro is all grown up/a new daddy and Harold Perrineau (Michael, LOST) added a new girl to his life. Even Idol vetran Clay Aiken has jumped on the reproduction line...well he artificially inseminated his 50-something-yr old best girl friend, but still.

If you aren’t fortunate enough to be one of these tummy touting headliners, no worries:

1. Don’t suck it in while wearing a super tight dress.
2. Gorge on some junk food in public.
3. Just be seen with a member of the opposite sex.
   

Voila! You’ve got yourself a fresh, hot bun in the oven rumor!