Blogging from Limbo

For the three people who may look at my site once a month, if at all anymore, I apologize for my disappearance. In August 2009 my laptop died tragically after defying the odds and living well past its expiration date. While working for Disney was a blast and all, they paid in Mickey stickers so a new computer was and still is a far off dream of mine.

As of now, I am working on some money-making-moves and desperately want to update my blog. When my home computer is available, I will try my best to keep in touch. My life has not gotten any more interesting--my body has not received an extreme-whore makeover like Heidi's, my short-lived late night show has not been aborted nor, despite accusations, did I sleep with Tiger Woods.

Until our next rendezvous, enjoy the SAGs, support the Jonas Brothers with whatever ridiculous "solo careers" they have planned, let me know if you want to hire me for anything and keep watching Conan.

OMG Teen Choice

1. Miley Cyrus (and her two reported rivals Demi and Selena)
2. Giant surfboard awards
3. The Jonas Brothers
4. and every other screamtastic celeb gracing the Hollywood hills this season

Teen Choice Awards 2008 took the shreaking jailbait world by storm. Opening with a shameless plug for Miley and her number one album, the hostess with the mostess gave a rose to Fergie, threw herself at Zac Efron and even serenaded a one Mrs. Nick Jonas, Selena Gomez (the two have unknowingly admitted to dating when both described the same favorite first date to two different mags).

After the casual stroll around the celeb strewn crowd it was obvious that the million dollar baby herself was taking this show rather lightly and just had a teen-girl blast with it. Miley brought the famed Mandy (the other half of the Mandy and Miley Show) and just acted strangely sincere and honest--like she was filming one of those youtube vids of hers. Although unconventionally intersting there are mixed reviews on the choice in host, lypsynching performers in booty shorts and the dance off between A.C.D.C. and the M&M Crew (as made famous by youtube celeb filled battles).

Shmanderz And Shmilez wrapped up the show with their big win for hottest dance crew and other big surf board recipients included The Jonas Brothers and Gossip Girl. As a fan of the young Hollywood scene the show was a success for me-- the most famous/controversial teen in the world right now hosting a show about the other hottest kids under 20 plus fashion, music, famous people and dancing? Yes please.