Touch up you guy-liner, adjust your way-too skinny bulgetastic chick jeans and rejoice emo kids everywhere! Well at least try to crack a smile- your famous brethren are reproducing!
It's really your average fall out boy meets girl story. Boy steals girl’s pants. Girl gets nose job. They procreate.
Pete Wentz, the only guy we care about from Fall Out Boy, and Ashlee Simpson, umm, Jessica's less endowed sister are making it official. The lip-syncing tartlet and the pretty in black bassist have been linked for over 2 years now being spotted at hot spots locking lips and batting their mascara-ed lashes for the photogs.
In almost every interview, Pete brags about his cross dressing tendencies and how it’s so convenient dating a girl the same size as him. I mean, I won't lie, I've swapped t-shirts with my bf here and there but pants...no friggen way.
Anyway, last week, in typical
Just as the wedding bells started chiming, pitter patters of Chuck-clad baby feet came from the not so distant future. Sources close to the punk-couture pair (you know, those sources that always fuck over celebs to dish for cash) say that we can expect a mini-Wentzson sometime this year.
Woah woah little Simpson sister, are we forgetting the family values set forth by Jessica the chaste? She was de-virginized on national television (in between idiotic explosions from the mouth) after an elaborate white wedding to long time boy band beau Nick Lachey. Ashlee herself has never come out promising premarital purity but it was understandably assumed. She has recently stated however that she is extremely offended that people think she's preggers which is usually code for I'm fa shiz up the spout.
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