Monday, April 21, 2008

I CAN wait to see you again...

Dearly blog love-ed, we are gathered here today to pay our respects to the reputation of peppy-rocker royalty.

In a time when America's youth needed a fashion forward female to look up to, she was there in bedazzled jeans and matching sequin jacket.

When we all needed a good dual-personality teen rock icon, she threw on a hideous-banged platinum blond wig between songs at her insanely sold out to the point where people faked cancer to get in-concerts.

And when young Hollywood was defined by Sweet 16 Birthday parties posing as baby showers and playpen-play boy shoots, she was there merely sharing a twizzler by mouth in a non-sexual manner with a friend in a cell phone pic.

Until that tragic day when our world came crashing down on us.

Destiny Hope "Miley Ray" Cyrus' dignity was taken at far too young an age. At the age when most adolescent girls are looking forward to cell phones and licenses, Miley was sucked into the unavoidable pit of lost female idols.

On April 14, 2008- a trio of photographs was leaked of Miley in less than appropriate clothing, or underwear for that matter.

Flashing her still not quite yet developed chest wearing what can only be assumed as a green training bra, you could see the last strands of hope fraying from the lace trim. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop their Miley-ites. In a separate shoot, the 15 year old daughter of the most famous mullet known to Hollywood was laying in a seductive position with no brightly colored fun top on but instead a black big-girl bra. In these two candid’s, the photographer is unknown as is the identity or age of the guy Miley is sprawled over.

What could she have become? There were so many opportunities left in this pop tart's $18.3 million a year career. She will still sell out stadiums, she will still have total control of every radio station and teen channel but it will never be the same. This is a blemish that not even a Pro-active campaign can erase.

When Miley dropped "Destiny Hope" from her name, it was an all too frightening foreshadowing. Too soon after, all hope dropped of this harlot being the last chance at a respected tween role model.

Her reputation now rests peacefully next to those memories of Vanessa Hudgens, Jamie-Lynn Spears and Ashley Tisdale.

We only have future generations to look forward to now--maybe Jamie's baby will bring a light to the end of this un-clothed, un-inhibited tunnel heading our youth to a skanky train wreck.

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