Say it ain't so

I regret to report that plans for a "pro-Miley Cyrus-Hannah Montana Rocks-Disney still has hope" blog have been corrupted.

My far too knowledged little sister informed me that in fact, Miley has crossed over to the dark side.

During an in depth chat on my fave topic, the debauchery that is young Hollywood, my sister began to list the disappointments of Disney Channel-- Ashley Tisdale's Wacko-Jacko nose jobs, Vanessa's sex tape scandals, Jamie-Lynn's growing bump--I added a naive, "At least we still have Miley Cyrus!" Nope.

She shot me down before I could say "Don't break my achey-breaky heart". "There are pictures of Miley naked online now. Or at least half naked." I couldn't believe it. I reluctantly typed her name into google which I know is very liberal with their uncensored photos. One image stuck out among the hundreds of smiley, inspiring photos of a respectable child star. My eyes tried to deny the striking resemblance that this barely dressed tween had to Hannah Montana.

Now, there was no nudity. No little black censor bars over her very illegal body. But a clearly self-taken cell phone pic of a little girl (assumably Miley) in a rolled up t-shirt, unfortunately a noticeable lack of bra, and tiny boy short undies. One of her standing and one lying in a bed.

I won't lie, it hurt my soul a bit.

There was only one posting of this image and there was question of its authenticity. It's sad to think but maybe we can at least hold on to the fact that at least she wasn't fully naked...? No! I can't give up on her yet. I won't. She is the last remaining straw in the straw dispenser that is role models for kids today!

Miley, until these photos are authenticated by a professional, or your mom, I will support you and your legalized name change to Miley Ray Cyrus as well as your many crazy, split-personality adventures*


*As long as you don't get pregnant, a nose job, go to rehab, send naked photos to Drake Bell etc.