Dear Vanessa

So this weekend I went to see High School Musical: the ice tour! and $12 cotton candy and an $18 slushie later it kinda sucked. Anyway, in preparation for this ice extravaganza I decided to make t-shirts for my little cousins. I innocently typed "High School Musical" into my google task bar hoping to find like a group shot for the front of the shirts. What did I find instead? Fuckin naked Vanessa Hudgens all over my screen. I felt like a friggin perv.

For those of you who don't know, she played Gabriella in HSM (the brunette, not the blond).
She apparently posed for these pictures (yes more than one) in various lingerie/naked for her boyfriend at the time Drake Bell. I mean, I won't lie, I kinda don't blame her because Drake is pretty hot (lucky bitch) but really though- let's keep the creepy-kid's room-naked-cell phone-photo shoots to ourselves, thanks.

Vanessa-
Listen, I don't know how these pics leaked (maybe Drake was a dick and sent them to Josh) but next time, keep your barely legal cookies in the jar, k? There are millions of young girls who watch HSM on loop 24/7 in hopes to be the next Vanessa Hudgens or Ashley Tisdale. If you are trying to be the next Paris or Kim Kardashian then Disney might as well go the Nickelodeon-Zoey 101 route and promote teen pregnancy. You are a multi-talented-millionaire and you're not even 20. Oh, and not to mention you make up one half of "Zanessa" the prettiest couple in young Hollywood(who are we kidding, Zac is the pretty one). Do yourself and all the wannabe Vanessas out there a favor: keep your clothes on while the camera's on. Save the playboy spread for 10yrs from now on your "Where are they now?" VH1 special.