The way life should be, hmmm. Gas at $4.00 a gallon? Terrible national credit? Mortgage crises? Aahh, the life! Well it's the life when you don't have to worry about all of that and you can retreat to a four-acre multi-million dollar compound in beautiful Kennebunkport, ME!
While on vacation with a friend and her family in Ogunquit they just raved about the beautiful Bush vacation spot (shown above) and said we just had to visit. As we drove through the windy stonewalled beach front properties owned by such billionaires as the creator of E-Harmony, out in the distance appeared Bush Land. On its own peninsula it was secluded, lavish and exceedingly gorgeous. Once you get past the security hut, the secret service and several people zipping around on Segways you come upon three, maybe four smaller mini-mansions before the big presidential castle. Obvi us peasants were not allowed to even approach the first security checkpoint but especially not on this day when they were preparing for the man himself.
There were large white event tents being set up along the water (as seen in the sweet paparazzi-esque photo I took) because the Pres is on his way tomorrow (Thursday)! "Junior's coming!", shouted the older absurdly loaded neighbors. Who knows what kind of wonderful adventures B.W. has planned for his vaca? I do know that the gas to get him all the way up here will be insane, the houses being built around will have cost unfathomable prices, and he will be just kickin' back doing nothing important just where America expects him.
